Author Archives: Jonah Gadsby

Champions League Final Recap

Sometimes the journey is greater than the destination.

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DFB-Pokal Final Recap: Dortmund v Bayern 5-2

What could have been, eh? Saturday began with talismanic Bayern frauen captain Kathrin Langert hoisting the elegant, swanny frauen pokal and ended with an ignominious exit from the other pokal at the hands of the most low, vile, disgusting, self-righteous, … Continue reading

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Bundesliga Week 34 Recap: Köln v Bayern 1-4

Here is the end – my path has vanished into the parsley. – Buson.

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Bundesliga Week 33 Recap: Bayern v Stuttgart 2-0

For Bayern, the title race was already over. For Stuttgart, all that was left to play for was fifth place. From Jupp Heynckes’ half strength squad to Hans-Jorg Butt’s cameo to those neon orange shirts, there was always going to … Continue reading

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Bundesliga Week 32 Recap: Bremen v Bayern 1-2

Football is a game of errors. All analysis of football is in fact the analysis of tiny errors, and it is for this reason the events of Saturday, April 21st of 2012 cannot be analyzed. FC Bayern’s journey to Bremen … Continue reading

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Champions League Semifinal Recap: Bayern v Real Madrid 2-1

For the first time in my life, I was privy to witness a match finish before it had yet to begin. Without a kick of the ball, the press had examined this match, dissected the contents, scratched their chins knowingly, … Continue reading

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Bundesliga Week 31 Recap: Bayern v Mainz 0-0

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